Capricorn Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

The Goat is an Earth sign known for such traits as meticulous planning and hard work. Many people consider these individuals to be industrious and a little boring.

Time to shake up the way people look at you. Party season is approaching and you can be the life of any party if you allow yourself to channel some of the characteristics evidenced by fellow Capricorns like Elvis and Mel Gibson.

You don't have to dive into the deep end of the pool to learn how to swim, so test the waters; go slow and have fun! Hop on the elevator without checking the date of the last inspection.

You will find that a little uncertainty adds a lot of excitement to the ride.


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