Sagittarius Hilarious Horoscopes

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

This is the sign of the Archer a blessed combination of energy and intelligence. With your happy go lucky nature and eagerness for adventure you are never at a loss for friends.

However certain events in the near future could cause you to behave more like fellow Sagittarian, Britney Spears during her worst meltdown moments.

Be advised to stay at least 50 yards away from any and all individuals that bear a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or K-Federline. Underwear! Never leave home without it!

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