Gemini Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Lucky you! This birth sign is the only venue that portrays multiple personalities as highly desirable and socially acceptable.

You are blessed with the Yin and the Yang of the Universe, if only you can bring them into balance more often. At least one can never accuse you of being boring or unchanging.

The alignment of stars and planets does seem to be conspiring against you and you will find that fewer of your plans are unfolding as expected. To counter this you must be prepared to act in a manner contrary to your usual behavior.

Be bold my Gemini Twin and you shall conquer the world. It is guaranteed that this new YOU will achieve your immediate financial and romantic goals.

How funny are you? The funnier you are, the more people like you. So how about getting some new-found funny skills to rocket your business and social life? You can now learn a series of simple rules to become hilariously funny! Click here to suddenly become funnier. Boom Boom!

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Jul 26, 2010
Gemini physiology
by: Daizie

I am a gemini, and I am not tall, I am quite short, 5ft.1in, green eyes, blonde hair, we are all different, like everyone else, as there are many aspects in our charts, that give us our own unique look, and characteristics.

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