Hilarious Horoscopes

Hilarious Horoscopes to lighten your burdens, inspire hope, and connect with everyone under the sun signs. Because laughter is the best medicine after all!

Amusing Aquarius is ingeniously independent

Priceless Pisces is interestingly impressionable

Abraxas Aries give outgoing oblectation 

Tragic Taurus  can be conservatively crazy

Gelastic Gemini's vaticination is versatile

Comical Cancer is emotionally entertaining

Laughable Leo is authoritatively amusing

Vivacious Virgo is enchantingly exacting

Ludicrous Libra is hilariously helpful

Sidesplitting Scorpio's dactyliomancy is determined

Sanguine Sagittarius is ever optimistic with oneirocriticism

Convivial Capricorn is cautious with capnomancy

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Scorpio Hilarious Horoscopes 
Sensuous, sexy, seductive and secretive all are words that describe the most passionate of all birth signs-the Scorpio. The downside to all of the …

Gemini Hilarious Horoscopes 
Lucky you! This birth sign is the only venue that portrays multiple personalities as highly desirable and socially acceptable. You are blessed with …

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This water sign involves a number of good personality traits, but the delicate nature of Pisces can easily be overwhelmed by these same characteristics. …

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Any Year is the Age of Aquarius. You are a nurturer, but you are also an independent free thinking individual who wants to know the truth about everything. …

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The Goat is an Earth sign known for such traits as meticulous planning and hard work. Many people consider these individuals to be industrious and a little …

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This is the sign of the Archer a blessed combination of energy and intelligence. With your happy go lucky nature and eagerness for adventure you are never …

Libra Hilarious Horoscopes Not rated yet
Level headed Libras can be exceptionally balanced and calm. Just don't make a perfectly balanced life your only goal in life. It is ok to show that …

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Virgo is the sign of perfectionism and beauty. Although you demand a lot from those around you, it is no more than what you are willing to demand of yourself. …

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Roar my mighty Lion! These next few weeks are bringing surprising adventures and delights. Leave the hunt to others and take time to enjoy your environment. …

Cancer Hilarious Horoscopes Not rated yet
The Crab is known as a sensitive, intuitive birth sign. Instead of letting your energies and abilities be covered up with a bushel basket, crawl out into …

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Channel your methodical planning into a positive force, O Mighty Bull. The mighty Hercules has no more strength than you when you have set your sights …

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Those who are ruled by the sign of the Ram are sure to enjoy this coming period of harmonious balance with the universe. Tough decisions require the …

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