Aquarius Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

Any Year is the Age of Aquarius. You are a nurturer, but you are also an independent free thinking individual who wants to know the truth about everything.

Challenging the structure of normal life is something you do either passively or aggressively. Live the adventure and explore the Circle of Life during the upcoming weeks. Eat breakfast at Midnight, and have high tea at 3am.

Be wary of blue lights that could dampen your holiday enthusiasm. Embrace your own unique view of the world. Now would also be a good time to return those overdue library books and pay those past due parking tickets.

Of course paying fines is all part of "bowing to the establishment", but consider it a method of keeping those blue lights at bay.

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