Scorpio Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

Sensuous, sexy, seductive and secretive all are words that describe the most passionate of all birth signs-the Scorpio.

The downside to all of the exotic, alluring qualities a Scorpio possesses is their vengeful, jealous nature. Sideswipe a tree and you may damage your car, but sideswipe a Scorpio and you will be immediately placed on their list of Subjects to Annihilate.

If the CIA is serious about wanting to learn how to deal with terrorists they should study the "get even" tactics used by any group of angry Scorpios. Your jealousy will be put to the test in the coming weeks as parties bring you back in contact with some people from your past.

If you want Santa to reward you with a wonderful present, you need to hold your behavior in check and stay on the list of "Good Boys and Girls". Ummmm, no, Santa can not be bribed. Even by you my lovely, intriguing little Scorpion.


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