Taurus Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Channel your methodical planning into a positive force, O Mighty Bull. The mighty Hercules has no more strength than you when you have set your sights on a desirable objective.

While this can be a plus when it comes to seeking jobs, money or a coveted position on the White House staff, your intractable nature is not an asset in the romantic world.

You need to quicken the pace of your heavy hooves so that you do not miss out on making a connection with the attractive stranger that wants to play the matador for the feisty Bull.

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