Aries Hilarious Horoscopes

by ZorbaZiv

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Those who are ruled by the sign of the Ram are sure to enjoy this coming period of harmonious balance with the universe.

Tough decisions require the Ram's tough and determined nature. A mutually beneficial opportunity will be presented to you by someone with whom you have butted horns in the past.

Ease up, my horny friend. Learn to use your beguiling charm and wit to its best advantage and you may not need to lower your head and take aim at the nearest target in order to achieve your goal.

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